Don’t Take It Personally: Gene Gene The Fucking Machine

Las Vegas seems like one of the most obvious places in the world to go searching for a casual encounter. The only problem with this particular gentleman is that he doesn't want to do any of the work. At all. He's looking for a lady to hook him up.

 FUCKING MACHINE***** - m4w (to you)

There's a lot going on in those four sentences, but I think I may know a few gentlemen that can hook you up with something you might like...

Or there's always this one from Burn After Reading...