Adventures In Sex Cam Puppet Shows

Anyone who's spent more than five minutes searching around internet cam shows knows that they're basically all the same. Some girl sits on her bed waiting for people to chip in money, and in return she peels off articles of clothing, rubs her clit, and then it's over, leaving you to wallow. 

One woman, Veronica Chaos, sought to change that model by doing something a little more specific. Very specific. So specific, in fact, that it's unsettling. Veronica would have sex with puppets, you know, at least as much as a person can have sex with puppets. She recently told some of her best stories to Cracked (link below).

So when someone finally asked me to fuck the dummy, and the entire room swelled with encouragement and presumably blood, I was like ... sure. Why the hell not. You know what, let's make an event of this. On the site I use, you can advertise special shows to people who aren't in your room at the time, complete with a countdown, so I sent out a broadcast of "HEY EVERYONE, I'MMA FUCK DIS DUMMY IN 'BOUT FIE MINUTES, YOU GONNA WANNA SEE DIS SHIT" or something equally eloquent.

Alright, this is fairly run-of-the-mill puppet fucking stuff. Just wait, it all goes south in a hurry.

If you didn't know such a thing existed, the ejaculating dildo is a camgirl staple. Everybody has one, but I realized it would be pretty silly for a dummy to ejaculate normal-looking semen (I mean, come on). At that point, I had already been mixing my own fake blood for a long time to use in our duets and skits (obviously), and it seemed like the most natural thing in the world for a murderous dummy to ejaculate fake blood.

The specificity of this is almost admirable. It's for people who saw that scene in Antichrist where Charlotte Gainsbourg bludgeons Willem Dafoe's testicles and then jerks him off until he ejaculates blood, and then thought to themselves, "I'd really like to see a puppet do that."

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Ms. Chaos has a great sense of humor and no pretenses about what she does, so the whole thing is a fairly interesting read.

Via Cracked