Italian Elisabetta Canalis Is Too Hot for Her Bikini Top

Mama mia, look at those spicy meatballs! Sorry, the sight of such perfect tits exposed to the erect nipple like those on Elisabetta Canalis makes us speak in tongues. We'd like to thank the Drunken Stepfather (link below) for giving us an opportunity to go back and dust off those old volumes of "Big Book of Italian Jokes."

Elisabetta's an actress and showgirl, obviously emphasizing the latter, who is most famous here for her 18-month relationship with George Clooney. We could spend twice as long with her, but then we're not up to Clooney's caliber of carnality. 

But there's hope for us. After losing Clooney, Elisabetta has a short relationship with "Jack Ass" Steve-O. Don't judge her too harshly, rather think that if he could get a taste than it's likely so can you. 

Via Drunken Stepfather