There’s No Doubt Gwen Stefani Had Breast Augmentation

Gwen Stefani has always been a hero, for in the world of men who masturbate, the big-breasted babe rules. Not that I have anything against a busty mama, but I've always been partial to the less-is-more philosophy of tits. Gwen's pirate's dream, though, may have been dug up to expose her chest booty.

The proof is in the Instagram (link below) that Gwen recently posted on her feed. It shows the singer with a big red-lipstick smile, the pearliest of pearly white teeth and a low cut dress that the camera is seductively looking down. And what does it see? Two big hits that were once only small nips. 

Could childbirth have brought out the bigness in her smallness? It's possible. I'm willing to give Gwen the benefit of the doubt. She could have milk-filled jugs, overflowing with delicious baby food. I'd need a better look at them, though, to make my final decision. And maybe a squeeze or two, if you're cool with that Gwen.

Maybe she saw a sawbones and the doc filled her up where she had been empty? It's possible. Or could it be that I'm just making a D-Cup out of an A-Cup? The angle of the camera could be playing tricks on my eyes. Only Gwen knows for sure, for now. 

Via Instagram