Autoblow 2 Is Now Yours To Own

Christmas came early this year, fellas, and so will you thanks to the Autoblow 2. The latest breakthrough in simulated blowjob technology is now yours to own. I've been geeked about this product for a while now, and can't wait to try it out, provided my ex-wife is willing to let me skip a child support payment this month. I mean, just look at this baby in action...

The makers of the Autoblow 2 thought of everything, except perhaps missing a huge opportunity by not calling it Autoblow 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Seriously though, this revolutionary sex toy blew past expectations, earning close to 600% of its goal amount on IndieGogo. Also, if you order today, July 15, using the special offer code "AUTO20" you get 20% off storewide, meaning you can pick up some cleaner to sanitize that thing after using it. They claim it only takes 30 seconds to clean, which is easily twice as long as it takes to use it. 

Visit Autoblow 2 to order yours today.