Marital Aid Test Kitchen–Sportsheets’ Sex In The Shower Gift Box

You want to make your sex in the shower way more awesome?  Add this Sex In The Shower Gift Box from Sportsheets to your life.  There is a lot of stuff in here that has the potential to make things better as far as shower sex goes and giving the whole package to your significant other definitely more awesome and as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff that comes in this box.  You get a bow to put on top of the box and some tissue paper to line it, which is thoughtful for the presentation of it but the stuff that is in here will pretty much steal the show, no matter what you top this thing with.

Sigh.  I do not wrap well.  (Or rap well, yo.)  Here's what all of the stuff looks like outside of the box.

That's a lot of stuff, right?  Let me take you through what's here.

First off, we have Waterproof Silicone Anal Beads.

These are nice enough and the shower is a great place for things to go anal, if that is what you are into.  (I sure am.)  I would be sure to include some lube in this box.  (The one in the link is silicone-safe and recommended by yours truly.)

Next up, is a Single Locking Suction Handle.

Showers are slippery as fuck and this will help a guy get leverage to be able to maintain a nice position longer.  Great idea and this thing held the fuck on while locked onto my shower wall.  

Next up, the Waterproof Vibrating Cock Ring.

I am personally not a cock ring fan--I don't like how they look on any guy's junk and they always seem to get in my way--but this little waterproof bullet vibe is great for extra clitoral love in the shower.  It comes with three little watch batteries to keep it buzzing.  There's also this Waterproof 2 Function Vibrator in the box as you can see in the images of the whole package above.  It has a push button on the bottom, runs at two speeds and you are going to need one AA battery for that.  Be sure to make sure you have some on hand.  (Nothing worse in life than being out of batteries for your vibrator when you want that thing working.  NOTHING.)  There's also a Vibrating Foam Sea Sponge.

This was my least favorite item in the box.  It's a sponge with a hole in it that has a small bullet vibe in there.  Maybe I am just partial to my shower pouf but there is no way I would choose this over the other two vibrating items in this box.  I do like the sponge as a sponge though because it exfoliates well and I like to keep my skin smooth and soft, thanks very much.  Next up is the Single Locking Suction Foot Rest.

This thing makes standing doggie in the shower way, way less dangerous--I have gotten bruises from doing this and losing my balance in the past.  It attaches and lets go really easy and I definitely think that this is a fun thing to have for sure, once it is at the height you want it.  Last up is the Loofah Doggie Style Strap.

If you have never used one of this company's Doggie Style Straps before, oh, you are in for a treat.  This basically gives the guy handles to use to fuck a woman from behind a lot deeper and easier.  Traction is not a problem once this gets working and one side has a loofah on it for back scrubbing!  Awesome!

This whole box of wet and sexy fun retails for $89.95.  Buy it now!