We Lust Jessica Simpson Lounging in Swimwear

Give us a cool drink, a lounge chair and a slinky one-piece bathing suited Jessica Simpson and there's little more we'd ask for. Okay, sure, we'd ask for something, something dirty, but that's really implied in the first half of our request. But so far all we got is this picture. 

Pictures like this are the life's blood of Jessica's Instagram feed (link below). Look at her for chrissake! She's got legs like ZZ Top sang about, and she's drinking. Jeez. It's summer. We got to make a mental note to hang around Jessica's Instagram feed more often.

It's a tough like blogging on the sexual front lines, but then what's the alternative? Doctor? Lawyer? Please. We want to do something useful, fulfilling and purposeful with our lives. 

Via Instagram