Carla Quevedo’s Boobs Are Just Plain Sick In ‘Affluenza’

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Affluenza is a new flick based on real events from the Ethan Couch case. A rich teenager kills four people while driving drunk and due to his family's power and influence, he serves no jail time. Very Kennedy-esque, wouldn't you say? The case made national headlines when a psychologist hired by Couch's legal team said that Crouch suffered from something called "affluenza," a rebellious, psychological condition known only to infect spoiled brats caused by a lack of boundaries from their parents.

Like most people, I grew up poor so it's very hard for me to comprehend this "disease." If I were a rich little douche, I'd spend most of my time buying clothes, video games and trying to impress hot chicks with big boobs who only what me for my money only to then leave me penniless and mired in a deep depression after I lose all my cash investing in a penis enlargement drug. The prime example for a girl I'd want to like me is Carla Quevedo. This 26 year-old Argentinian flashes her big floatation devices while taking a swim in a pool. Quevedo also revealed her nude body (as a corpse) in the 2009 Best Foreign Language Film Oscar-winner The Secret in Their Eyes. She's a girl you could understand someone, rich or poor, losing their senses over.