Morning Wood: Christina Aguilera Is Music To Our Eyes

· Grammys, Schmammys ... Christina Aguilera is this weekend's big winner thanks to the cover of Maxim's March issue. (gorillamask.net + savemanny.blogspot.com)

· Mark Cuban wants you to upload your entire porn collection to YouTube. He'd do it himself, but he claims he doesn't have porn, because he's "married." Since when did that stop anybody? (blogmaverick.com)

· You can't write an article about Spain and Viagra without a quote from favorite son Nacho Vidal, even if you're the New York Times. (nytimes.com)

· The Scottish people are randier than ever ... and they still aren't getting enough sex. Wearing more kilts might spice things up a bit. (scotsman.com)

· Women in America, however, aren't getting so lucky, because they're too stressed out. Maybe a nice back rub would help. (dailypress.com)

· Good news: Living with a member of the opposite sex who you are not married to is no longer a sex crime in North Dakota. Welcome to the 21st century, kids! (canada.com)

· It's Carnival time in Rio, so prepare to drop your inhibitions and explore your wildest fantasies, but in a safe and responsible manner. (theage.com.au)

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