British Man Thinks He Sees A Dick On His Candy Bar

31-year old Robin Jacobs got more than he bargained for when he purchased a popular British candy bar called "Milkybar" last week. 

The education lawyer believes the apparent presence of penis next to the famous Milkybar Kid is inappropriate for children.

He said: 'It was a little bit surprising, I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before that's for sure. 

'What on earth is a penis doing on a children's chocolate bar? There's no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious - we can all see it.'

I imagine the rest of this quote was, "right guys, you see the penis too, right?" 

I love that this guy is a lawyer. Only a lawyer would be looking for shit like this. What the rest of us are looking at is a top down view of a horse's head, who belongs to the famous mascot for the candy bar, The Milkybar Kid. 

Mr Jacobs, who normally sticks to Cadbury chocolate, opted for the Nestlé product for a change. He said: 'I'm normally a Cadbury man but I decided to give the Milkybar a go and look what happened. 

'It's a completely inappropriate picture. The penis in question is even bigger than the child - surely the people making the bar can see what it looks like.'

Mr Jacobs ate the Milkybar despite being put off.

Of course he did, because as everyone knows, you are what you eat.

Via The Daily Mail