Jessica Lowndes and Her Bosom Buttie on Instagram

The multi-talented Canadian singer and actress Jessica Lowndes shows her real assets, as in her ass. And it's a perfect one, displayed generously in a thong bathing suit. What could be better than that? One thing, her girlfriend also in a G-strung suit showing off her junk-in-the-trunk. Gentlemen, start your masturbating. 

This meeting of behinds occurred on Jessica's Instagram feed (link below), and I highly recommend the sight of these two bottom-baring beauties dressed in black and red suits. Did you know those are the colors of anarchy? I know because I'm old. You know what else I know? Not much. 

Honestly, I had to look up Jessica to learn she is on the TV drama "90210." I had no idea. I don't really care. Being old is difficult.

But I'm not dead, and my appreciation of perfect asses like Jessica transcends whatever professional capacity brought them to my attention.

Via Instagram