Miley Cyrus and Her Pieces in the Desert

Miley Cyrus took to the desert and took off her top. She has her back to us in this picture, sadly, but it's still a hot look at her naked back and butt wrapped in loose-fitting short denim shorts. She flashes two peace signs, which is cool, but we wish she'd have flashed her two pieces. 

The kids want a little action, the kids want a little fun, and Miley's going to give it to them on her Instagram feed (link below). Sure, she's a tease. Yeah, it's pretty transparent that she's just promoting herself, her brand, blah blah blah. But do we care? No, not when there is skin involved. You've heard of the expression "skin in the game"? Well, we're here to play. 

Miley is going to take over. You better get out of the way. Unless you want to be run over, and we can understand that desire, even need, to have any physical contact with Miley. It's like high school, remember, when you we're happy for any attention from that pretty girl, even negative. At least she was acknowledging you. 

Will Miley acknowledge us? That would make our day. But in the meantime, we'll just acknowledge her with one hand. 

Via Instagram