Granny Records Couple Having Sex On The Beach, Gets Them Arrested

We've all been there, amirite fellas? We're just trying to make some sweet, sweet daytime lovin' with our ladyfriend on a crowded beach, and some nosy octogenarian's gotta go and make a video of it and have us arrested. Well, if Jose "Benny" Caballero had a nickel for every time that happened, he'd be five cents richer.

According to Gawker (link below), "Benny" and Elissa Alvarez were arrested Sunday for having a marathon sex session in the middle of a populated beach in broad daylight.

Dozens of people reportedly watched—and a grandmother took video—while a couple had sex on Florida's Bradenton Beach for nearly 25 minutes. Then, witnesses say, they slept "for hours" before going right back to fucking.

They were also clearly not counting on a nosy granny that actually knew how to use her cell phone to take a video.

"I've lived here since 1978 and I go to the beaches and I've never seen anything like this," she told Fox 13 Tampa Bay.

"We thought they were dead, but when they woke up, they cuddled for a while, then started into the same thing they did before."

Via Gawker