One Woman’s Harrowing Decade Long Journey To Remove A Sex Toy From Her Body

Every time I think I've seen it all, someone comes along to prove me wrong. If you're like me and thought that things like "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" were ridiculous, just wait until you get a load of this Scottish woman's story.

According to The Daily Mail (link below), a 38-year old Scottish woman walked around for a decade, unaware that there was a sex toy lodged inside her body. 

The 38-year-old woman arrived at hospital complaining of severe weight loss, shaking and lethargy. She had also experienced mild incontinence for 'a few weeks'. On further examination, doctors were shocked to discover a strange foreign body protruding into her bladder from her vagina.

Surgical removal of the item at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary revealed it to be a five inch (11cm)-long sex toy. Medical staff were even more taken back when the woman revealed she had used the sex toy with her partner ten years ago. She also admitted she was under the influence of alcohol at the time - and claimed she couldn't remember removing it or not.

I honestly do not care how drunk you are, you remember shit like this. I mean, it had to have been funny when it got lost. They probably had a good laugh about it. Are you telling me that neither her nor her husband at the time remembered this happening? 

The woman had a normal IQ, no signs of depression or psychosis and had not been subject to any abuse, according to the case report. But the sex toy had caused her potentially life-threatening damage.

I'm willing to bet her husband was a big Jackass fan...

Via The Daily Mail