“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Stars Bitch About Being Naked All Day

As someone with a degree in Theatre Arts, I can tell you that there is no group of people who collectively look for things to bitch about more than actors. The really good ones don't make a big deal about their craft, but all these namby pamby, johnny come lately jokers want you to know how totally hard acting is. 

Take Fifty Shades of Grey stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan for example. They went on The Today Show yesterday to talk about shooting the upcoming film based on Twilight fan fiction turned housewife smut. It doesn't help that Savannah Guthrie asks the absolute stupidest question imaginable, one that they're going to be asked over and over again for the next several months until the film comes out: "What was it like to shoot the sex scenes?"

Cue bitching actor Dakota Johnson, who got her mother's good looks, and her brains apparently. "It's not very romantic, it's more technical and more of a task." 

Awwww, you poor actor. You had to pretend to like fucking some Scottish hunk for twelve hours a day for two months. What a fucking sob story. I dare you to say that to a garbage man or a firefighter with a straight face.

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