It's been too long since Katy Perry has been in the news, and she knows it. So, after seeing the ass heard around the world, which is another way of saying the cover for "Anaconda," the new record by Nicki Minaj, Katy took action. Sadly, that action wasn't posing in a G-string for her next album.
What she did was tweet. Yes, the singer got on Twitter and like every other feed on the social network dropped in her two cents about the picture of Nicki. She didn't photoshop it into a meme like the more creative types online already have, but she did send a public message to Nicki saying, "I wanna take a nap on dat pillow doe."
LMFAOOOOO Katy cat nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! -----> RT @katyperry: I wanna take a nap on dat pillow doe @NICKIMINAJ”
— PillsNPotions (@NICKIMINAJ) July 25, 2014
Doe, a deer, a female deer? That's pretty kinky, Katy. Times are a-changing, someone sang, and nudity and provocative sexual behavior are the bare minimum in today's fast-paced and clothes-less music scene. Katy will have to more than tweet her desires to lay her head on Nicki's butt-crack. Pictures, as the Internet has taught us, or it doesn't exist.