Miley Cyrus Can’t Keep Her Hands Off Her Boobs

If you had a pair of tits, assuming that you're a man and not a woman, but, again, if you had a pair of tits like Miley Cyrus sports you'd keep more than your eye on the prize, you'd put your hands all over that shit. Right? Right? Right. 

That's just what our favorite pop tart has done and is likely doing right now, but we only get to see the results after the fact, when she posts them on her Instagram feed (link below), and she will always post it on her Instagram feed. That's just the world we live in, especially if you're young and hot, and all the youth are hot by definition. They have vigor, which you can't bottle, though I'm trying. 

So, you're a woman, you have an Instagram, of course, and you have boobs. It's a no-brainer. I don't want to see your brain. It's a yes-bosomer. Selfie those! And that's just what Miley has done, though because of the current restrictions of the app, we can't see what we want to see, but Miley gives us the second best. She cups her hands over her sheet-covered jugs and gives them a squeeze for all of her virtual friends. Hooray! 

Via Instagram