Jessica Impiazzi and Naked Boobs Makes a Great Combo

Who is Jessica Impiazzi? More important is what is Jessica Impiazzi? She's a woman, and she's got some heavy hitters that she is only too happy to share with your good people. 

The English star from something called "Towie" was caught taking off her bikini top by Taxi Driver Movie (link below), but we think she wasn't completely unprepared. For one thing, she had recently got her tits expanded the surgical way, as she tells Zoo magazine, speaking about an early topless set for that mag:

Ha ha! Yeah – although I don’t think they’re little! I got them done a little while ago, but I’ve been saving the surprise for you guys. I didn’t want to do it for anyone else – they had to be unveiled in ZOO! 

Well, I’ve done topless shoots before, but this is like the first time all over again. They are brand, spanking new after all! This is the launch party to Rack City!

While you couldn't be at that party, you can have a party in your pants now. Invite all your friends. The more the merrier, they say. Who they are, I don't know, they're your friends! 

Via Taxi Driver Movie