Always at the forefront of the issues that matter, The Huffington Post (link below) recently set out to discover which country leads the world in penis enlargements. Turns out it's Germany, which gave them all the license they needed to start doling out the puns.
Not satisfied with the size of your sausage? Feeling bad about the brat that you got? Is your wiener simply the wurst?
Man, who wrote this piece, Mr. Skin? Anyway, nearly 2,800 Germans had penis enlargement surgery last year, leading us to wonder if they might have some sort of complex.
Of an estimated 15,414 enlargements worldwide, 2,786 operations took place in Germany. That's 18 percent of all penis enlargements in the world, much more than any other nation. The second most penis enlargement surgeries were done in Venezuela.
As the Guardian points out, the data wasn't compiled by nationality, so the surgeries in Germany didn't necessarily take place on German men.
Wait a second, hold the phone. Are you telling me that dudes from other countries are flocking to Germany to get their dicks enlarged? That sounds legit. I mean, what else do you associate with Germany besides large sausages?