Baseball, Booze and Chrissy Teigen Do Mix

Baseball is about as American as model Chrissy Teigen, who is American, what luck (we had to confirm that online, which is the always the best way to get the truth, even if it's not true). And getting drunk is pretty American, too. So, combine the three and you have a trifecta of patriotic tease.  

It's America's pastime, by which I mean getting fucked up and looking at chicks. Sure, you can add baseball to that equation if you go that way, I won't judge, and if you do then boy is there a YouTube you got to see. It's linked below and embedded above, which leaves me here in-between the two to try and explain the arousing allure of a drunken supermodel in hot pants, knee socks and legs that can't hold her wee weight. 

Right, that needs no explanation. Admit it, if such a she-creature fell into your lap at the sports bar, you wouldn't throw her off. Better to just watch the video and play with your bat and balls. That's a literary reference to baseball and masturbation, the latter, of course, which is the real American pastime. 

Via YouTube