I Found It On Etsy 8.7.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.

The Wondrous Vulva Puppet by WondrousVulvaPuppet

Because every puppet show needs an anatomically correct model of a vagina

Handmade Adult Sex Swing by oldgrumbler

I never thought I needed a sex swing before, but after seeing how much she's enjoying hers, I definitely want one now.

Asian Sex Cards by cOveTableCuriOsitiEs

Finally, a card I can give the prostitute that can't figure out proper Rear-Entry Position.

Underwater Living Underwear Diving Professional Giclee print by jasonedwarddavis

I like this. I'm not sure what's happening, but I like it.

New Sybian Style Machine, custom made with your choice of leather, Sex Toy by BuzBuzz

Yeah, this doesn't look finished. Can I get a finished one?