50 Shades of Ginger: Lindsay Lohan Tell-All in the Works

With her acting gigs running dry, along with her bank account, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks with major book publishers in London to release a tell-all book that doesn’t skimp on the salacious details. Include a bunch of nude photos and I’m a buyer at any price. According to The Superficial (link below), Lindsay has stories that made the stuffy literary agents blush.  

I know, most of you negative creeps are saying that Lindsay probably doesn’t even know how to write. That may or may not be the case, but why would she write a book when the publishers can just hire someone to write for her? Exactly. So who does my sweet LiLo have in mind to pen her perverse-filled tell-all? E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Grey fame? Thomas Pynchon? Bill O’Reilly and his team of ghostwriters? All good guesses. Apparently it seems that the big-boobed babe wants to persuade J.K. Rowling of Harry Potter fame to step down from her pile of cash and tell the tale of Lindsay.  

I’ll let you guys come up with your own jokes. It’s difficult to criticize a chick I’m infatuated with. No matter who ends up writing LiLo’s story, let’s just hope she stays true to her word and dishes enough dirt to even give Perez Hilton a boner.  

Via: The Superficial