Say Hello To SexFit, The Pedometer For Your Penis

We're constantly being told that sex burns a lot of calories, but the information is always given in such generic terms. The average one pump chump probably doesn't burn as many calories as, say, Sting. 

Well all that is changing now, thanks to the SexFit, a new cock ring that works like a pedometer for your penis. According to The Huffington Post (link below), the product uses revolutionary technology to keep track of the most important penis-related statistics.

The SexFit, which was announced by the company on Thursday, syncs with a free smart phone app that provides users with information about calories burnt during intercourse and thrusts per minute.

But the fun doesn't stop there, according to Bondara's press release: "Much like other similar fitness tracker innovations, the SexFit allows the most dedicated users to share and compare their favourite sessions and impressive individual milestones with their peers on social media."

Man, I can't wait to pop over to Facebook and start comparing my sexual prowess to my friends. It's the last vestige of ways to make me feel terrible about myself. 

Via The Huffington Post