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Cosmo’s Guide To The Missionary Position

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Cosmo dishes out sex advice the way Orlando Bloom dishes out slaps to Justin Bieber: in a desperate attempt to maintain cultural relevancy. Nevertheless, they soldier on and their latest column presents a whopping 50 variations on the missionary position, the old standby of boring heterosexual sex. 

The positions presented here vary from smile inducing to patently unironically ironic.

Hungover Missionary

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Hipster Missionary

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Jazz Hands Missionary

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Reverse Starfish Missionary

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Lights Off Missionary

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Mall Photo Studio Missionary

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Maybe it's because everything else in my life goes back to the movies, but I can't help but think of But I'm a Cheerleader when I see these photos.

 

You can see the other 43 of these over at Cosmopolitan


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