How To: Become A Porn Mogul (Sort Of)

As we all know, porn is a $100 umptytittytwisterjillion-a-year industry that turns everyone associated with it into filthy rich multimedia moguls who bathe Scrooge McDuck-like in hot tubs filled with shiny gold coins. (Yes, you may quote that figure when writing your own article about the adult industry.) So isn't it about time you got a taste of some of that sweet action? Euphoria Entertainment is a European porn company that already has one AVN-nominated flick under its belt, and they're offering you—a common citizen—the chance to get in on the ground floor by investing in their company. Shareholders will earn a piece of the profits from Euphoria's future films, get to visit the set during production, hobnob with genuine pornstars at premiere events, and be able to add "movie producer" to their resumé. You also get a free DVD! Best of all, you will actually be playing a role in bringing quality smut to the people. So what are you waiting for? Stop working that dead-end job and start making your own porn! Your future starts ... now.*

· "Own your own piece of a adult production company" (euphoriaxxx.com - thanks Tony)

*Note: According to Michael Hayes of AdultBizLaw, it's a violation of Securities and Exchange Commission rules for a European company to sell stock in the United States. But hey, don't let that stop you! (adultfyi.com)