Scarlett Johansson in Vanity Fair Is Cleavelicious

It's been too long since I've seen Scarlett Johansson in the flesh. I mean, she hasn't put out a movie or three at a time in, what, months? That's too long to be without the perfect figure of womanhood. So, it's nice to see her churning up in our news feed again, especially since she's doing it in such a low-cut dress that her top is toppling out. 

Leave to our perv-friends at Egotastic to find the latest and possibly greatest pictures of the babe in Vanity Fair (link below). Lily Anolik, the writer of the cover story on the starlet, had this to say about everyone's favorite hour-glass figurine. 

 “She looked ravishing, radiant, sublime, good enough to eat…And as I joined the small throng that had gathered to watch, throwing subtle elbows to secure a better position, I realized that I was acting the opposite of cool, that I was acting totally and completely gaga. I realized, too, that Scarlett wasn’t just a movie star. She was a movie goddess…”

Why just regulated her sexy overpoweringness to one medium? Why the lower-case g for goddess? This woman has conquered all media and deserves the capitalization reserved for the one, true God. 

Via Egotastic