Dita Von Teese Gets Sexy in Sardinia

Dita Von Teese has single handedly, or double mammedly, brought back the art of burlesque and turned it from tawdry low-class entertainment into tawdry high-class entertainment. And for that we should all be greatful, so let's get down on our knees and pull a wet tribute from our erect staffs in appreciation for this living monument to tease. 

Our friends at Egotastic (link below) have a fine set of champagne glass stripetease photographs (link below), which we've stolen, ah, aggregated for your pleasure. There's a blue tint to them, just like in the olden days when a performer was said to work "blue" when such a light was used, as it indicated adult-themed entertainment. 

Do these pictures make you thirsty for flesh? I'm not sure how old Dita is, but she's no virgin to the scene. Yet she puts women half her age to shame with her tight body, firm breasts, and long shapely legs. Maybe it's because I'm older, but I prefer an older woman, for an older woman has experience. Dita definitely has experience, but she also has the body of an inexperienced first-timer. That is the best of both worlds. 

Via Egotastic