When it comes to tits, there's only one boob who's got two jugs that are always filled for action. That would be celebrity without a pause, Courtney Stodden. Besides the fact that any woman named Courtney is hot, there's the booming bazoombas that this lady is always sporting, though never better than at the beach in an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie blue bikini.
I have to thank Taxi Driver Movie (link below) for posting these images of the bikini-clad beauty, but there was no caption or explanation of any kind, and, frankly, I need some answers, straight answers. Such as why is this woman famous? Oh, yes, now I get it: the tits! Why not be recognized by a body part? It works for freaks of all stripes, especially those freaks who are striped.
But Courtney is no mere freak. Can a freak make my penis do this? Well, yes, I guess the bearded lady could. It tickles when she blows me. And the strong woman, well, she can break me in half, but chooses instead to build me up into one big boner of a man. She can do it, too, even with those calloused hands. Maybe it's time for Courtney to run away with the circus and join the side show.