Paris (Over)Exposed, Again

It's like 2003 all over again (or maybe 2005; we tend to lose track of these things): Yesterday saw the launch of ParisExposed.com, a website which, yes, exposes the contents of a $208 a month storage facility which the Hilton family coffers somehow forgot to pay for and which yielded a trove of miscellania that someone apparently thinks is worth charging visitors $39.97 to see, including Paris' old passports, correspondence, and home videos in which she shows cooch-flashers-come-lately like Britney Spears the real way to stay in the public eye once your notoriety has started to dim. So if you can't get enough of the sight of Paris getting her boob licked or her and her friends smoking weed and allegedly snorting a kilo of coke off a naked dude's torso, you may want to consider ponying up for the privilege; hopefully you'll have better luck accessing the members' area of the site than we did. (Or we can all just wait another few days for the contents to start appearing via the usual venues on the interweb, which we'll do our best to keep you updated about here. After all, we've waited this long.)

· Paris Exposed (membership tour @ parisexposed.com; see also preview video @ retroskank.com)

Previously: Paris Hilton's Sidekick Photos, Paris Steals "Paris", Paris Buys "Paris", "1 Night In Paris" Review, PHST: The Saga Continues