Crystal Hefner Shares Almost All Her Boob on Instagram

She may have left Hef at the altar once, but Crystal Hefner has come to us with bearing gifts, namely her breasts. Though I can't see a nipple, and I've looked, the fact that most of her meaty mam is hanging out from her tank top has tanked my top. 

Once again, I have to thank the Superficial (link below) for their tireless work in terms of making sure I don't miss one sexy picture that finds its way to the Internet. This one was part of the churn that is Crystal's Instagram feed. When I'm hungry for something that food can't sate, it's my first destination, yet somehow I missed this post. 

Besides having cold feet when it comes to marriage, Crystal is of course famous as the Playboy Playmate of the Month, December 2009. She's also famous for coming to terms with her commitment issues and returning to the robed one, and the two were finally married for reals on December 21, 2012. Say what you want about Hugh Hefner, the man's still got it, and I wish he'd give some to me.

Via The Superficial