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Jessica Alba Flashes Her Panties Over a Subway Grate

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Marilyn Monroe did it, and since then the New York City subway grate has become iconic with a peek-a-boo at a lady's private parts. Albeit wrapped in the lacy stuff. But still, oh still. So, recently, Jessica Alba has joined the tradition. She's been flashing underthings for some time now, so there must be some heavy Hollywood type negotiations going on. 

The Drunken Stepfather (link below) has the images, which leads me to believe that this hardworking aggregator is likely not as inebriated as claimed. Sure, I understand, it's a brand. There's an image to live up to. Everyone loves a soused relative, they seem funny yet unthreatening. Maybe if we know how deadly sober this moneymaking venture actually was it would lose some of its outlaw appeal. 

These are thoughts, I admit, for another time and place, but I'm trapped in this time and place so what can I do but express myself as I see it, it being the misleading and dangerous falsehood of a drunken stepfather. Why can't we just appreciate being sloshed for the sake of being sloshed? Why must it have the taint of naked celebrity to it? Oh, right, because that's hot! 

Via Drunken Stepfather


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