Chrissy Teigen Makes Esquire a Breastacular

Would you let this lady mow your lawn? Well, Esquire sure is happy to give the bikini-clad beauty Chrissy Teigen a rolling instrument of super-sharp blades, with which she cuts the grass in spiked heels. It's a suburban dream come true, and I can't think of anyone who would look sharper doing it. 

The pictures, which I have aggregated for your arousal in the embedded gallery are from our friends at Egotastic (link below), who never do less than please. The article in the men's magazine is full of Chrissy aphorisms, such as on Donald Trump: "I literally pose half naked for a living and u are still the biggest attention whore I know."

On butts: "I didn't know butts were a thing until I was twenty-three. Then came Jennifer Lopez and people were like, 'That butt is great.' Now you have to have a butt. It sucks for me. I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder."

There's more, of course, but you'll have to shell out the big bucks for the periodical to read it, or just do a quick Internet search like I did. 

Via Egotastic