Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Turns Las Vegas into Lust Vages

A lady in a bikini is one thing, but when that lady is Adrianne Curry my thing is hotter than the spiciest curry in India. That's a bit of a stretch, but I'm willing to make risky puns for the love of a booty-babe like Adrianne.

The porn hounds at NS4W (link below) have been working overtime this weekend. Their forums have been overflowing with womanly loveliness. I hate to think of ladies as a mere collection of body parts, because the whole is better than the parts, but the hole is better than the whole. So, there's that. 

There's also my increasingly demented lack of perspective as I find myself talking to and, worse, hearing these images respond to my come-ons. They want me, they really do. Am I crazy? You're the one who's crazy! 

Via NS4W