1st and Gisele

Tom Brady has been great for my fantasy football team over the years, the Purple Headed Warriors finished in first place two years in a row! While his stats may go down as his age goes up, his wife, and the fantasy wife of men around the world, Gisele Bundchen remains at the top of her game.

In this spread from the 2014 July-August issue of Photo Magazine Miss Tom Brady teases us with hints of stati-tits-ics and her ass-sets for us to study. This collection of photos prove she can adapt to any scheme and come out on top. Whether she is reading a book nude (which is how I read my books), sitting au-natural watching a sunset on a beach (which is how I watch sunsets), or grilling in a bikini drinking liquor straight from the bottle (which is how I grill) Gisele proves that Tom’s two superbowl rings are nothing compared to Gisele’s two superboobs.  

Tom Brady has had a Hall of Fame career on the football field. In real life he has fulfilled the dream of many young boys, touchdowns and touching Gisele’s glorious hooters. Posters of Tom Brady may cover the walls in many bedrooms; the photos of Gisele will cover the walls of many spank banks. Tom Brady retire soon, but let’s hope Gisele will not hang up her beautiful body and continue dropping that towel to display her Most Valuable Perfections.