The gap-toothed Jessica Hart is a Down Under treasure chest of rich jewels and richer body parts. Victoria's Secret took notice and adding her to its lingerie campaigns and then I took notice, among other things, and I believe it's only fitting that she's about to take over the world. I bow to my new overlord.
The images may be from GQ magazine, but we got them without having to leave our squalid office thanks to the Internet, and special sauce thanks to Drunken Stepfather (link below), who may have an alcohol problem but I'm willing to enable it as long as they pop my cork with pictures like these of Jessica.
According to GQ, Hart is Skyping with a tutor to keep her mind growing in proportion with her body, which, if that is the case, must mean that she's a genius.
She and this tutor talk for hours—but lately it's getting "so personal!" she says. "You start being able to have a small conversation—and your small conversations in real life would be what you've just done. So she asks, 'Where have you come from? What are you doing?! And with who?!'" The fact that Hart then bursts out laughing makes us think the answer is really, really good.