Check Out The Trailer For Hustler’s “Lesbian Vampire Academy”

Hey you! Yeah, you! You like lesbians? You like vampires? You like academies? Have we got a movie for you!

Hustler's newest film Lesbian Vampire Academy features all three of those things, though not necessarily in that order. There may or may not be a plot, but you don't really need one. When's the last time you jerked off to plot? "Oh man, that inciting incident was so hot, it made me blow my load!" Those words have never been uttered, except maybe by Ibsen when he was working on Hedda Gabler.

I wonder who'll get the titular line, what with all the vampires and lesbians and various and sundry. I hope whomever it is looks right at the camera and says, "Welcome to the Lesbian Vampire Academy, bitch! Now lick my clit!" I'd pay to see that.

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