Make Your Face Blowjob Tight With This Thing

We all want a tighter face, right? Unless you're a porn star, it's virtually impossible to spend time every day putting something in your mouth and bobbing your head up and down vigorously enough to get a tighter face. Until now...

It's the new Facial Fitness PAO, a revolutionary Japanese product designed to tone and firm your face, and lets you look like a gigantic asshole while doing it. The product was done after a study at the University of Tokyo led the creators to design a product that helps you tighten and firm your face muscles. I imagine the study also involved a lot of pointing, giggling, and high-fiving amongst a group of shady Japanese businessmen who were eating sushi off a naked woman. 

Thirty seconds twice a day is all it takes to get your face the tightest it's ever been, and according to this ad, that's just one minute a day! Who doesn't have a minute to get their face looking tight? Plus you can do it anywhere; At home, at work, in the car, on the subway, in the bathroom, on your neighbor's lawn, in your boss' office, in your kid's room while they sleep, in the library, at the zoo, anywhere you can think to do it. 

Beats blowing your man twice a day, amirite ladies? On the other hand, just look at how tight Nina Hartley's face is...

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