Having Trouble Getting Laid? A Little Red Goes a Long Way

If you’re like me and you’re having a difficult time with getting a chick, I have a little secret that might help you this Labor Day weekend. Thanks to GQ Magazine (link below), we now know that women will want to have sex with you if you wear red. Holy shit, it’s that easy, GQ!?  

According to research done at Wuhan University in China, scientists discovered that women are sexually attracted to men wearing red (but not too much). Other studies done in the past have confirmed the whole red equals sex thing, given further credence to the newest Chinese study. Even further, red is a solid indicator of male dominance amongst non-human primates.

Why are women attracted to the color red? It seems as though women equate red with a higher status, and guys who wear red are said to be social climbers, which women apparently like. Maybe this is why the pasty rocker Jack White landed Karen Elson?  

I guess it’s time for me to get rid of my black concert t-shirts and comic book-related wardrobe.

Via: GQ Magazine