Sex is hard if you have a penis that isn't meant for sex. We can't all be Long Dong Silver and tie our dick up in a knot, amirite fellas? Well thankfully Lelo (link below) has produced an in-depth piece looking at four sex positions for four different dick types.
Let's say you've got a Scimitar, or as we used to call it The Ali Baba. What's going to work best for you? They recommend the Standing T...
(T)he Scimitar is a penis that curves upwards, is thicker towards the end and length is irrelevant. This position suits both of you best because it allows your penis to naturally follow the shape of her body. It’s a very smooth, simple and pleasurable position that allows for fast sex, slow sex, and penis size is completely irrelevant. What’s more, the steeper the curve of your penis, the better it feels stroking her G-spot.
Can I get a "what what" from all my Lighthouse dicked guys? You fellas need to go Doggy Style...
(A) straight penis that narrows towards the end. Doggy style is a great position for most penis shapes and sizes, but it’s particularly good for this penis type because a lot of women sometimes find entry painful in this position – at least at first and particularly if he has a substantial penis. (Add plenty of personal moisturizer!) A straight penis that narrows towards the end makes entry more comfortable, and remains satisfying.
You "Ruler" types might want to give The Frisk the ol' day in court...
(A) long, straight, roughly symmetrical tube that doesn’t vary much in width along its length.This is the most versatile penis shape: it’s a go-anywhere, do-anything jack of all trades. So the world’s your oyster. But if it’s particularly long, then we recommend The Frisk. It allows her to change her position as much as she likes for different angles and sensations.
Finally, the last possible penis type is, of course, the Chiquita. The old standby. How about giving your lady The T-Bone...
(T)his shape is a little shorter, perhaps wider in the middle than at either end. This position, with her legs thrown over her shoulders and knees separated, offers more depth and more room to pull all the way out and all the way in again. It’s also a fantastic position for G-spot stimulation!
Via Lelo