American Hustle XXX Doesn’t Skimp On Funny Wigs Or Penetrative Sex

If you left the theater this past Oscar season thinking to yourself, "you know, that American Hustle had it all. Funny wigs, shitty fashion, Louis C.K... If only there were real, penetrative sex," well then your prayers have been answered. The good people over at Smash Pictures have been hard at work on American Hustle XXX, and we've got a behind the scenes look.

No expense was spared in bringing this vision to life, and AVN (link below) was on the set to give us an insider's look at what went on behind the scenes.

The next order of business takes place in a restaurant, involving most of the cast. Playing the pivotal role of Roselyn, Irving's wife (Jennifer Lawrence in the original), is Aaliyah Love. The pretty, slender blonde looks amazing in a mint-green jumpsuit with shoes to match. In the role of Richie DiMaso, the FBI agent who hooks Irving and Sydney into working for the feds, is Ryan McLane. Van Wylde—in his first role in a parody—plays Mayor Polito, the politician targeted by the trio—a basically decent guy whom Irving comes to respect even while bringing him down. Pert Carter Cruise is Polito's wife. Also on set are Rio Lee and Tommy Pistol as the gangsters drawn into the sting.

The restaurant set has several booths and small tables. On one end are Gunn, McLane and Wylde; on the other, wives Cruise and Love sit while Penny Pax stands next to their table, wearing a drastically low-cut gold dress. Cameraman Long zooms in on Irving and Carmine as Roselyn flounces by, slurring a bit as she says, "Come on people, let's get this party started." Irving says, "She's loud but she means well," giving an opening for one of the mobsters, played by Tommy Pistol, to chime in: "I happen to like loud women—it makes it easier to hear them."

Ryder runs the dialog again and again. Love, an experienced webcam performer who's relatively new to boy/girl scenes, turned out to be a natural, making her character come alive with few deft touches. Next Ryder turned his attention to veteran actor Pistol, demanding a broader reading for his Italian mobster caricature. "That's a spicy meatball," the director jests, echoing the classic Alka-Seltzer commercial.

Hilarious! This should be a hoot. We can't wait to see it when it drops this coming Thursday, September 4. 

Via AVN