Best Side Boob at the GQ Awards?

At the 17th annual GQ Men of the Year Awards, winners were named in such categories as Actor, Comedian, Innovator, Philanthropist, Entrepreneur, and there’s an even an Icon award. One award was pushed to the side and I feel it is my duty to crown a winner. That award: Best Side Boob.  

The competition as stiff, but it comes down to two; fashion model Cara Delevingne against fashion model Daisy Lowe. Delevingne hit the red carpet in a see thru black number that displays most of her beautiful body. Lowe does with a more modest one-piece number that has little fabric up top. Both are stunners and worth of such high honors as Best Side Boob, but as they say in Highlander “there can be only one.” And that winner is… Daisy Lowe.  

Delevingne may have shown more skin, but Lowe really captured what it means to have the best side boob. Delevingne should walk away with her head held high, she did her best, but Lowe brought her A-game and left it all on the red carpet.  

Let’s hope GQ takes note, side boob is not something to be ignored. Sure the awards are just for men, but what man doesn’t like side boob? No man I want to know.