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This is Carmella Bing. You can see her in numerous gonzo movies along the lines of "Bang My Tasty Twat" (the ending is predictable) and "Double Decker Sandwich 8" (you can imagine). Readers accustomed to contract stars and alt darlings would probably be surprised how much more traffic this woman generates by comparison.

I met her at a Billy Glide party in Las Vegas last year. I wasn't able to make the connection between her degree in child psychology and her opening line, which was "I've done a D(ouble) P(enetration), a DP, a DP, and an anal this week," but I seem to remember the nail in the coffin of her child welfare career was a vague feeling of futility. - GP

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