Coolio’s Video For “Take It To The Hub” Finally Released

As we reported in July, Coolio was hard at work on his latest video "Take It To The Hub," which promised to celebrate the virtues of all that Pornhub stands for. Well, that glorious day has come at last when we can all huddle 'round our computer screens and bathe in the warming glow of a new Coolio video.

Released exclusively by Vice (link below) "Take It To The Hub" is a regular driveway bacchanalia, replete with topless women, shout-outs to Tera Patrick and various other porn stars, and Coolio branded like a Nascar driver in head to toe Pornhub regalia. 

Now, lest you think Coolio has lost any of his edge, may I invite you to jump to the 1:47 mark, when one of the ladies, who is dressed at least partially in what appears to be a dinosaur costume, fellates the costume's tail. Coolio's index and middle finger remain steadfastly perched atop the pop culture pulse, as this is clearly his attempt to get out in front of the dinosaur craze sure to sweep the nation next summer when Jurassic World is released.

Coolio's is no fly by night operation. He has musical genius oozing from every pore, and when he's not oozing musical genius, he's oozing other fluids from all that time spent taking it to the hub. Bravo good sir. Bravo.

Via Vice