AVN Countdown: T-Minus 5

You can imagine the groping and pawing that goes on at the AVN convention—and if you think it's tough for me, well, try actually being attractive like Jana Cova here. Last year, Digital Playground hired Larry as the DP Girls' personal security guard.

"Sometimes people get grabby," said Larry, avoiding eye contact and scanning the room, "but that's with the other girls. No one's laid a hand on our girls."

Just the thought of Larry has kept my crotch from being grabbed by any of the Toshiba staff at the Consumer Electronics Show, also happening in Las Vegas this week.

Fleshbot's countdown to the AVN Awards this Saturday will continue amidst our coverage of this year's Adult Entertainment Expo beginning on Wednesday. Stay tuned.- GP

· Club Jana Cova (clubjanacova.com)
· AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2007 (adultentertainmentexpo.com)
· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

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