This Grandma Takes Quilting To New Heights Of Awkwardness

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Lots of grandmas quilt. It's just one of those things that grandmas do. One grandma in Kansas City, however, has taken the art of quilting to strange new places with her art exhibit, HollyPolyester: Local Grandmother Quilts Giant Penises. 

Through her Kickstarter page, Holly raised $308 of a $250 goal in order to promote her art exhibit, which took place this past Friday in Kansas City. In case you missed the art show, or the chance to donate and receive "a small bag of sequin semen," you can visit her Etsy page to buy her wares.

There you can find quilted penises for every taste and budget, from Average Size Penis to a Sequin & Beaded Penis. I miss my grandma and my pep-pep, but I'm also glad they didn't live long enough to take up penis quilting.