Get A Load Of The World’s Longest Tongue

While Gene Simmons was busy making boneheaded pronouncements about the death of rock & roll, he was also being usurped as the gold standard for unusually large tongues. Meet California artist and comedian Nick Stoeberl, a man who has been fighting for two years for Guinness to recognize his gigantic tongue.

According to Orange News (link below), Guinness has finally declared his tongue the longest in the world. "Guinness World Records finally measured him this year and declared the muscle 3.97 inches from tip to closed lip." 

Most guys would kill for 3.97 inches from tip to closed lip.

Thanks Andy Richter. I'm sure the ladies are lining up already to have him put that tongue to good use. Or the fellas, there's no mention of who he plans to use his world record tongue servicing. 

In other Guinness news, Alan Edward Labbe (above) now holds the record for largest male afro. "His hair measures 5.75 inches in height, and 8.5 inches in width." Most guys would kill for 8.5 inches in width.

Sorry. I'm done now.

Via Orange News