Celebrity NippleWatch™: Ashlee Simpson

Those Simpson girls have always seemed more like competitors than loving sisters to us, and despite the elder Jessica's hits songs, movie career and giant knockers, young Ashlee now has something her big sis doesn't—a bona fide nipple slip. Okay, so it's maybe just half a nipple and a little out of focus, but since Jess hasn't given us anything better than a half-hearted see-through, we think this puts Ash in the lead. We really hope this kicks the sibling rivalry into another gear and 2007 will bring us upskirt photos, sex tapes, and all kinds of celebrity pop tart goodness. Come on, girls! Lindsay and Britney have pulled way ahead of you, and if you want to hold our attention you've got to step it up a bit. Your dwindling fan base is waiting.

· Ashlee Simpson Nipple Slip Pictures!!! (egotastic.com)

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