Subtle Dildo Is My Favorite Thing Today

For the record, I hate hipsters. I happen to work in a neighborhood that's positively teeming with those sons of bitches. On occasion, however, they manage to prove to the world that they're not totally useless. Case in point, the new tumblr Subtle Dildo, where a bunch of hipsters subtly weave a dildo into pictures of themselves.

It's like Where's Waldo, but with a dildo. And everyone knows that Waldo was the original hipster, with his knit cap, round glasses, trendy vacation destinations, and worst of all that smug attitude of his. But seriously though, check out Subtle Dildo. It's highly enjoyable.