Sex Blog Roundup: Every Which Way But Loose

You don't have to be a dick-juggling thundercunt to embrace the thrill of the new: it's a new year, after all, the time when we should all take stock of our lives and resolve to live differently, more adventureously, more ... perversely. The writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite recent posts from the sex blog scene are looking at life from both sides now, from up and down, in and out, het and bi, poly and mono. And judging from what they say, the view is great no matter where you look.

Grab your list of resolutions and join your Janus-faced goddess Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Bisexual by Proxy 2

Yes, I must admit, you have a gorgeous cock, hard and curved upward, so different from my own, which bows down. Uncut as mine is not, when you become aroused, it slides from beneath its sheath with mystery that makes me regret my own cutting now that the years have reduced my sensitivity. Those same years have taken from mine that quick arousal you still enjoy, I now need a longer time to reach a level less powerful and certain than you can simply looking at, no even imagining her nakedness.

- Polyamorously Perverse

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The First Lady

My husband and I had openly discussed my bisexuality a number of times. Right from the get go. I love dick and I always will, but there is something a woman can do for me that a man can't. It was to come up during lovemaking a number of times, walking the aisles of the local supermarket and when a discussion points were raised on TV or a similar media form. I got use to the subject more and more and comfortably approached the idea a little extra each time.

- Homme and Femme

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He Says

I knew it was a big step for her. After many years of marriage... this was her first. Her first foray outside of marital fidelity. It was a huge step... I was so honored that she planned to take that step with me. That she trusted me that much, desired me that much, found me that attractive. Wow. So maybe she wasn't just late. Maybe she had reconsidered... Maybe she was not ready to bridge that gap between fantasy and reality. To leave the security of her stagnant life and embrace adventure and danger.

- La Fille Mariee

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The Good Doctor and a Lesson in Cocksucking

He has to be so careful "at work," because he's a doctor, dammit, and things could be misconstrued. Doesn't seem to worry with me, though. He takes a handfull of my tits and squeezes them. "You getting a lot these days?" he asks me, referring to my sex life. I talk a bit about Martin and Maggie, and a few other things I've done recently. He's jealous. When we finally stop talking and he leaves the room, his nurse says, "He was in there with you for a long time!" I say, "Well, I haven't seen him in a long time."

- Sex in the City

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How Was Your Day, Honey?

She told me how the guys had her spread out on the conference room table and were taking turns using her mouth and cunt. She described in detail how they fucked her face and how much she loved it. She asked me what I would be doing while she was busy with my co-workers. I told her I'd be watching, jerking off while guy after guy filled her mouth with his come. TW had a very strong orgasm when I said that. I could see her spread out on the table, one guy at her head, one at her waist, with a long line of guys waiting their turn.

- Over 40 Married Sex

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive