Morning Wood: Transient Genital Feelings (And Other Ways To Celebrate)

· Trying to come up with our own lists of the top sex memes and sex stories of 2006 this week was making our head spin; good thing the lovely Violet Blue put her nose (and other parts) to the grindstone and recorded them for the ages. We'd hate to forget about all those celebrity upskirt shots in our old age. (As if.) (boingboing.net + sfgate.com)

· A few things for you and your body to consider when it comes to alcohol and sex this New Year's Eve. Be careful; those "transient genital feelings" will get you every time. (sexuality.about.com)

· The Christmas miracles continue as yet another "new" electronic device comes fully equipped with porn. So how does Santa download all those movies in one night? (nbc10.com)

· Marisa Miller sneaks in one last bikini photo shoot before the calendar turns over. That way she can claim it on this year's tax return. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Here's an interesting look at the differences in sex laws around the world. Just a tip: if you like having sex in a freezer, you should probably stay out of Newcastle, Wyoming. (10zenmonkeys.com)

· Protesters try to storm the indecency trial of Playboy Indonesia's editor, which has been closed to the public. Do you want to see everything or do you not want to see everything? Make up your minds, people! (chicagotribune.com)

· This just in: Dita Von Teese likes taking her clothes off. Wow ... this really is the slowest news week of the year. (lse.co.uk)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives